If I encounterd a DZP MK III I would still go for the jolt instead of the deploy

Jolt

I would throw the deploy at them

Hmm, a situation all of them can win:

Jolt: full length darts, higher caliber, one shot kill, mk3 takes [insert big number] darts to count as a kill

And so on

OMG. Oblivious muchly ??? A Caliburn is the correct answer 🤦‍♂️

That won't be funny thou...

We know you're obsessed with your Caliburn @Elliottw but does that sound as funny as saying "I'm gonna tag you with my jolt" or maybe even with a banana. You can do one better buddy

"We are going to build a wall! A wall made of darts! We will be unstoppable!"

no one can counter the DEPLOY MELEE strat where you hit them on the head with it