Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-38362264-20190318025349/@comment-27306930-20190401052213

UGH 🤬 I just listened to Walcom droning on for 10 minutes and 2 seconds about what everybody read on the internet the day before, while pretending to glance affectionately at his superimposed GIF of a Titan CS-50, as if he was actually critiquing one in real life. Criminy, that was such BS, my study still stinks.

After his marathon crapshow, I learned he knows exactly as much as I do about the new Titan. It's big, it's blue, the faux barrel rotates like a Scorpion but maybe not as fast, it presumably takes 4 D batteries, and the ROF is total crap. A whopping 1.5 darts per second, um, if the phase of the moon is right and there's a brisk wind at your back.

Thanks for the insights unsights Walcom. You owe me exactly 10 minutes and 2 seconds.