Board Thread:Off-topic discussion/@comment-30628894-20170102170037

2018: Trump orders titanium bunkers made in case of an apocolipse

2020: A nuclear war has left America the only stable land mass with all other continents reduced to small islands.

2022: America starts to crack. California breaks off the US and floats away.

2030: Trump's wall has been decimated by the 2026 Nerf Titan Elite XD

2032: Food is low as most of the population has moved to America. Meat is $100 for 10 pounds however all Nerf blasters cost only $2

2035: There is no more meat left as people scarf down at least half their body weight a day

2036: The meat eaters are slowly truning into cannibalistic zombies because of withdrawl from bacon

2037: Hasbro releases the Elite Rival series, capable of shooting foam balls 50 miles an hour

2040: most of the world is in flames, and the only healthy survivors are the Vegans

2042: Vegans are revealed to be the illuminati

2045: Human population has decreased to about 500 vegan survivors

2060: Vegans create the NERF Rival Hades which happens to shoot three foot foam balls at 90 mph

2169: The meat eaters have mutated into monsters and only one human lives. Doomlands has begun.

2174: The lone human begins work on a time machine

2176: The lone human returns to 2015 and tells hasbro to begin work on a new line, Zombie Strike, which can destroy all the zombies so Doomlands never happens.

2015: Hasbro conspiracy theorists wonder what doomlands Blasters would look like. The new Doomlands Series releases a few weeks later.

2169: (Time changed) hasbro changed time by creating the Zombie Strike Line, but Doomlands still happens because environmentalists made a machine that changes the weather. It breaks and the world is encased in ice

2171: (Time changed) The lone human makes another time machine.

2016: (time changed) The lone human tells hasbro to make blaster for destroying monsters on the snow.

The Doomlands sub-series releases a week later.

2018: The lone human tells Trump to build Titanium bunkers in case of an apocilipse.

And thats how zombie strike was born

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