Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27035444-20160731223637

Today I got roped into a nerf war...me versus three people. We were playing by the rules of 1 headshot=death, or two bodyshots=death.

So naturally, outnumbered and outgunned, I started thinking of a way to give myself an advantage. Boundary rules clearly stated anywhere on the property, but not inside the house. Immediately, I thought ''roof. ''So I grabbed my trusty retaliator (loaded with 25 radioactive eagles, mind you) and started looking for a way up.

Now, I live in an urban area. Yards aren't huge, but they ain't tiny either. Big thing, though? Fences.

Taking advantage of my human alter-ego's athleticism, I hopped on a fence. Jumped to a shed, and from there I got to the roof.

Mainly, I just listened. Followed the voices, and finally reached my arm down and fired away. Scored a couple hits (we were playing by honor rules where you had to yell out where you got hit and how many times), and pulled my gun back. Listening to the surprised yells of my victims, I watched smugly as they opened fire on a trashcan they suspected I was behind.

It wasn't over yet. So I silently climbed along the roof, got about, eh, 20 feet behind them, and dropped 10 feet into a beautiful tuck-and-roll. I came up shooting, and eliminated them. My only injury was a Yosoo to the chest from a modded Hammershot.

Score one for the potato. 