Board Thread:Questions and answers/@comment-28773666-20160702234557/@comment-27306930-20160706025518

Look, Senior Starchiness, throw that thing in a USPS padded envelope and send it to me. I'll take care of the whole thing, return postage and all. No man should have to go through life with an impotent BigShock. It just isn't humane.

Send it to me - see my talk page.