Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20200116003211/@comment-30049823-20200116014441

HA! Well on the one hand, Coop didn't actually say anything nice about the ULTRA blasters he had to use. I mean, Hasbro marketing surely paid for hotel, airfare, hookers, blow, etc etc etc, and youtube vids is how he makes his living, so "participating" in this "tournament" doesn't feel like too much of a sellout in and of itself.

But on the other hand, he's wearin' an ULTRA team jersey... underneath a transparent slicker that's probably there to protect the jersey from getting soaked with all the tears of frustration and disappointment the wearer will surely shed while firing one of these overhyped abominations.