User:MenacePotatoe

The Menace Potato is a powerful Nerf blaster released in November of 2001 under the Power Nerf series.

It is famous for its dislike of potato chips, potato salad, french fries, hashbrowns, mashed potatoes, and its never-ending love for fried stingray.

Details
The Menace Potato is an awesome blaster. It uses its pimped-out Flywheels to fire depleted uranium darts at very, very high velocity. Of course, due to the radioactive nature of the uranium, prolonged exposure the the Menace Potato and its darts is dangerous, and thus not recommended.

History
The prototype of this blaster was leaked in mid-2001, but the blaster was not released until later that year. This blaster is highly praised for its awesomeness, and its extreme versatility.

Color Schemes
The Menace Potato only has one color scheme, and that is the White scheme. I mean, it's really white!

Modification
The Menace Potato can be modified, but it can be very difficult. As with the Pedroh1999, glasses are often added for increased accuracy. Another common mod is to give the Menace Potato an energy drink, such as Red Bull, for increased power over a short period of time.

Reloading and Firing
To reload the Menace Potato, simply feed it a meal, (preferably pizza or the more exotic fried stingray) and make a request on what you want done. To recharge the Menace Potato, give it dirt, water, your social security number, and your credit card number.

Wait a few seconds for a reply*.


 * Please note that if the Menace Potato deems your request stupid enough, it may lash out and cause bodily harm to the user.

Trivia

 * The operator may choose to do a voltage mod on this blaster, although it is very risky and may electrocute the blaster.
 * It is currently only available in America.