Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-33036871-20171002003639/@comment-27306930-20171007012343

Come on Mojo, get wit the program. Buy half a dozen Turbo Advances. And a backpack - you'll need it.

Anyway, I've seen Mastodons as cheap as $59 on eBay. Buy two, plus one for the kids and another for the cousins. To heck with rent and food. They're way over rated, I hear.