Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-25496201-20151227035832/@comment-27306930-20151227054306

Okay, here goes:

1) For 2016 I want  blasters that aren't orange-black-&-white called Chewbacca's CrossBow, BB-8's Blaster, and Leia's LongFire.

2) I want a Centurion that works.

3) I want a FireStrike with a laser, not that patheitic little light cirlce thingy that I can't see in the daylight. Oh wait, I built one of those already (never mind).

4) I want an improved RapidStrike with double the ROF (damn, I've already got one of those too, my bad)

5) I want a seriously bada$$ Mega dart blaster that can actually hit things. OK, that's just crazy talk. Strike that, or should I say N-strike that, Hah !

6) I want a new flywheel blaster that looks cool and fires a $h!t load of darts. As long as it's not pink. Or purple. Or that inbetween pink-and-purple "Rebelly" color that's on sale on Amazon right now. That color sucks.

7) I want new Mega darts. Ones that aren't red. Ones that can hit a barn at fifteen paces. Ones that don't whistle, or wander, or head off into the weeds when you pull the trigger. Ones that don't bounce off the ceiling or ricochet off the office cubicle walls. Essentially ... I want a miracle.

8) I want a place on Amazon where every blaster accessory doesn't have a five star rating because "my 5 year old just LOVED it"

9) 2016 should include accesories that aren't designed specifically for the Modulus. Like a barrel extender-extension for the Modulus. Oh wait, I said NOT for Modulus. I mean like the stock extension for the Modulus. Wait a minute, that's for the Modulus too. I meant a tactical rail extension for the Modulus. Crap ! I meant NOT for the Modulus. Oh, never mind.

10) I want a cool new Nerf blaster in 2016 that fires darts a long way. Does that sound crazy ??? Hmmm, yes it kinda does.

Happy new year !