Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20180603203159/@comment-27306930-20180629045018

Hmmm, a Disruptor. All in all, not a bad blaster. Upgraded, even better. (Professional tip: don't remove the AR)

But look, as a guy who's lukewarm about RIVAL, the Kronos is a way better blaster. Like WAY better. The FPS on a stock Disruptor is about 70. The Kronos is just under 100. I don't know if the published ranges have any basis in reality - lord knows the XD StrongArm doesn't shoot 90 feet, even downhill with the wind at your back. But the Kronos does actually shoot considerably faster. At close ranges it's virtually un-dodgeable.

Lookit, the Kronos is just $14.88 at Walmart right now. I'll bet you paid at least ten bucks for that Disruptor. I suggest you try a different tack. If a technical explanation of why the Kronos is better fails,  I suggest a faux emotional breakdown, and soulful begging with a sprinkle of fake tears. It works, even on tough moms.