Board Thread:Off-topic discussion/@comment-27306930-20170920145724

Fire burns, knives are sharp, and now they're telling me Nerf "bullets" cause eye injuries. Say it ain't so Sherlock.

By that logic, the big stone I found in the garden could be used to bash someone's skull in. Or it could slip out of my hand and break a toe. Guess we gotta warn everybody about rocks too.

And while we're at it, I think we should close the seashore because you might get bitten by a shark or drown ? Lookit, even professionals like the Crocodile Hunter got killed in the ocean. That beach is a deathtrap. Fence it off ! Better yet, build a wall. 