Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-31099821-20180315134028/@comment-27306930-20180319041547

Having spent the prerequisite amount of time researching and investigating the "rival grenade", (which I believe is six and a half minutes in web-time) I have also concluded that the Tactical Plastic Modified Crystal Water Beads Bomb Crystal Water Bullet Bomb grenade is a must-buy.

Next, we need to find a source of inexpensive self-adhesive foam backing to protect the bottom of the grenade from hardwood, tile, and concrete floors. Then my friend, the world is ours. Ours !!! Bwah ha-ha-ha-ha. (insert culturally specific evil laugh here if necessary)