Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27923854-20160426022623/@comment-27306930-20160509040904

Here's a little scene that plays out frequently at the ElliottW household. It's lunch time, and we're just sitting down in the kitchen:

Mrs. ElliottW: These tomatoes never taste right unless I put salt on them.

ElliottW: Well then, um, why don't you put some salt on them.

Mrs. ElliottW: '''I shouldn't have to. They should taste better.'''

ElliottW: They would, if you always put salt on them.

Let's let this little teleplay provide a teaching moment, shall we. If your blaster always works better with the belt upside down, then ...