Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20180922033331

Somehow, some time ago, someone delegated the responsibility of initiating new hires to yours truly. Now they depend on it. The staff come to me beforehand to orchestrate a proper initiation for the "new guys". Today was one of those days.

Everyone agrees it needs to start with a full on frontal TerraScout assault. I roll up around 3pm at the end of their first week and unload a CS-18 on their cubicle. I'll admit, it's quite funny. Most noobs have no clue what's happening.

Then there's the expectation to hit 'em with something a little harder. Today it was a modded Titan. That was a big hit - no pun intended. Several of us joined in on the assault.

Needless to say, the new guy got a proper welcome. Plus a warning to arm himself properly. Never know when the next "new guy" will show up 😉  