Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-38362264-20190309165129/@comment-27306930-20190310064159

I'm flattered, and I'd love to send you a fully modded Regulator. But you and I both know that can't really happen. Not now at least.

You're eleven-ish, I'm sixty-ish. I'd need your parent's permission. And we both know what they're going to say, right Duncan ? I believe it's a two letter word that begins with N, and ends with ohhh.

But don't despair. Some day you'll have your own credit card, your own apartment, and a mom that lives at a different address. Then I'll send you as many blasters as you want to buy.

But till then ...