Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20170804044810

I have this coworker; every time he hears my TerraDrone coming he rushes out of his cubicle and grabs it by the top handle then brings it back and points it at me. Hardy, har har, I got yer drone. This was wearing thin. So today I set up an ambush.

Knowing he couldn't resist, I enlisted the help of two other coworkers. One drove the TerraDrone, and the other carried my fully loaded Mastodon. We set ourselves up on the periphery, while the drone operator drove right up to the door outside his cubicle. At first he didn't bite. Undeterred, we drove it back and forth, shooting a few errant shots for a good two minutes. Finally our target emerged to grab the drone and my partner with the Mastodon, and I with a fully pimped Stryfe, unloaded on him.

Needless to say it was a completely humiliating massacre. As it should be. So let this be a lesson; keep your paws off my TerraDrone, Nerfhole. 