User:Iamheretoplease

Hello there, everybody! I am Iamheretoplease, and I am a big nerf fan. I live in Arizona, and I am moving to Ohio. I know a lot about nerf, and I love playing in nerf wars. I spend a lot of time reading on Cracked.com, browsing creepypastas (Oh dear god I haven't slept in ages), sniping my friends with a Recon, and eating pie. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee.



About Me
I am a sarcastic, insolent, tedious, and annoying guy who laughs whenever I hit someone with a dart gun. But, I am pretty cool (okay) once you are my friend. I am a sniper (:P), and I usually start out sniping in a nerf war, then just go insane and blast everyone in range. I have won 4 nerf wars, and lost 3. I like playing computer games, and I know a little bit of code, but not a lot. I like making 3D models every once and a while, and I animate a little bit. I would like to get a degree in computer science in college. I also like to draw. I was born in Arizona, but was almost born in Ohio. My parents are both from Ohio, so I consider myself as an Ohioan. Recently, I have become a big fan of Godzilla, so I will be editing on Wikizilla aswell. Also, I hate Vielle.

​Goals

 * Get 20000 edits (...)
 * Make a page for every single Nerf flash game (Easy!)
 * Add photos to all blaster pages (umm...)
 * Add a pass/fail review to all blaster pages (think I can do this)
 * Make a page for every Nerf product (FUUUU)
 * DESTROY ALL SPAM (the battle never ends...)
 * Become an admin (this is gonna be hard...)

Nerf Blasters that I want

 * PowerClip / why I want it: 10 darts. In 1 second. Oh, crap...
 * Manta Ray / why I want it: Shield+Blaster=awesomeness.
 * Sharpshooter / why I want it: The first dart blaster! The grandaddy of all dart blasters!
 * Blast-a-Ball / why I want it: The first Nerf blaster EVER MADE!!!
 * Stryfe  / why I want it: The Stockade is too expensive. Plus, clip system makes it easir to reload.
 * Alpha Trooper CS-12/ why I want it: Slam-fire and it looks awesome.
 * Firestrike / why I want it: It's a nice, small pocket blaster.
 * Scout IX-3 / why I want it: I like the design and it's also a nice pocket blaster.
 * Longshot CS-6 / why I want it: Snipersnipersnipersniper.
 * Retaliator / why I want it: I have a Recon, I love my Recon, and the Retaliator looks really awesome.
 * Strongarm / why I want it: The Maverick, my first blaster, is amazing. The Strongarm is even better.
 * Blazin' Bow / why I want it: Bows are cool. Plus, It looks nice.
 * Rapidstrike CS-18 / why I want it: Rapidstrike CS-18. Enough said.
 * Hammershot / why I want it: I've always loved zombie movies, and a zombie-themed revolver...holy f*cking crap.
 * Sledgefire / why I want it: It's a shotgun, for god's sake! Need I say more?
 * Whiteout Longstrike /  why I want it- It looks amazing, It has good(ish) performence, and I like snipers.
 * Magnus / why I want it- It looks nice, and I want to try it out.

Nerf Blasters!
I don't have a ton of blasters, because I don't have a lot of money to spend. My arsenal includes:
 * Maverick REV-6 : My first blaster. Trusty and reliable.
 * Recon CS-6 x 3: I got this one at a lawn sale for a steal. It barely EVER jams. Got the others at Goodwill.
 * Proton : Got this as a gift. Really fun to use. Unfortunately, it broke. I'll have to open it up to see what's wrong with it.
 * Hyperfire : Got this for 2 dollars at a thrift shop, along with the Sharp Shot and Vulcan. Really fun.
 * Sharp Shot : Got this for 3 dollars. It has never jammed so far, and is really fun to use. It is an orange trigger unit.
 * Vulcan EBF-25 : Got this for an abosulute STEAL of 7 dollars. It didn't come with a tripod, ammo box, belt, ammo, or a carrying handle, though.
 * Air-Tech 3000 : Got this at a thrift shop for 50 cents, along with my Buzzsaw.
 * Buzzsaw : Got this for 50 cents, along with my Air-Tech 3000.
 * Triad EX-3 : Got this for 7 dollars at Target. It is super fun to play with.
 * Jolt EX-1 : Also got this for 7 dollars. Really fun.
 * Vigilon: Got this for 4 bucks at Savers. Really cool.
 * Barricade: Also got this for 4 dollars at Savers, along with my Thunderstorm and Hornet. Awesome blaster.
 * Hornet AS-6: Got this for 4 dollars. I dont have any micro darts, so i'm not able to try it.
 * Thunderstorm: Found this baby for 4 dollars. Haven't tried it yet, because I have no water clips/drums.
 * Element EX-6: Got this one for a BUCK! Still works. The idiot who owned it before me shoved 3 streamlines in the dart storage, so I had to take it apart.
 * A box of 30 zombie strike darts: Not really a blaster, but whatever.

Also...
RAMPAGE11, PLEASE, NO MORE BIASED REVIEWS!!!!!