Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-39814790-20191120000737/@comment-27306930-20191120011317

Welp, looks like it's time to fence off the ocean. Kids could get exposed to ultraviolet RADIATION, or hydroxylic acid poisoning and suffocate. Let's have a public awareness campaign called "Beaches Я Bad: 10 Reasons to Keep Kids Away from the Shore", sponsored by the Helicopter Parents Association for the Prevention of Enjoyment (HPAPE®).

At this point in my parody, I would just like to point out that a well sharpened pencil can not only put your eye out, AND your friend's eye, but properly administered it can perform a nearly perfect frontal lobotomy. Hmmm, why are we not seeing any public outrage over sharpened pencils 🤔

Let's just agree to be a little bit sane for a change.