Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-25496201-20151227162457/@comment-27640322-20160316194403

FLATtheFISH wrote: Dreux Phoenix wrote: Might as well make a joke.

The Vegans of the world were trying to warn us of what they really were: Evil Aliens. They arrived in 2012, and had tried to warn us of their presence, to give us time to arm ourselves and have a fair chance for the coming war. Thing is, we kept on joking around and did nothing about it. Seeing us as both inferior and unfit to take care of this world, they attacked us by surprise. But when we fought back, we didn't know that when Vegans eat meat from our world, they result in a gravity repulse and the world gets hit by a shockwave. Now the planet is reverted to being primative and Hasbro decideds to make weapons that has ammo made out of a Vegans one and only weakness : foam. It is now 2169, and the world is now known as the Doomlands. But humanity has a way of bouncing back, the only ones doomed in the Doomlands, are the Vegans. Do the Vegans shrivel up in direct contact with foam?

PS, my vegan friend is reading this right now and he's laughing his @$$ off! My vegetarian friend just read it and I might have to perform rescusitation... And yes they do...