Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-39814790-20191009010535/@comment-27306930-20191124064241

So here's how that works Pedroh. In December, Nerfers across the Northern hemisphere write a "letter" to Santa with all the things they want, and they give it to their mom. Titans, Trilogies, Delta Troopers, snowmobiles, whatever they absolutely have to have. Then "Mrs. Santa" sneaks out on Saturday morning after grocery shopping, buys all that stuff, and hides it in the laundry room, wherever the vacuum cleaner is stored, and the upstairs linen closet. You know, all the places Nerfers NEVER go. Then on X-max eve, Mrs. Santa stays up till the middle of the night carefully wrapping all the gifts and placing them under the beautifully lit Christmas tree.

Then on Christmas morning, everybody wakes up, tears off the wrapping like a bunch of cossacks raiding a village, and Dad gets to hear how Santa screwed up and brought a Rukkus.

And that's how Christmas works Pedroh 😜