Board Thread:Off-topic discussion/@comment-35559720-20170608044138/@comment-24743922-20170608131323

Now, this is a story all about how

The Jolts turned the NIC upside down

And if you take a minute and sit right there

I'll give you some Jolts I have to spare

In Hasbro inc. Labs born and raised

On the testground they spent the most of their days

Fishtailing, dryfiring, doing it cool

Being designed for kids that still are in school

When a couple of execs who were up to no good

Said "we can make some money with this, dudes"

They reshelled it a lot and no line got spared

Zombie Strike and Rebelle got a lot of them there

We begged and begged, we basically said

"We no want more Jolts, they ain't even great"

They gave us more blasters and then they sold us some tickets

So we could go to HasCon, we said "we might as well kick it"

First class, yo, this ain't bad! There's also Transformers for us to see there!

Is this what the Hasbro execs do when they are tired? Hmm. They might be alright.

But wait we heard an announcement

Echoing through Hascon

They had a new blaster they were announcing on

Is it a Jolt? We'll see when we get there

We hope they don't dare

'Cause we would really care!

please someone finish this i can't anymore, agh