Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-43428212-20190927140447/@comment-30049823-20190927205206

Also, a ranking without any CRITERIA is just subjective and meaningless anyway. I mean, I can rank 'em alphabetically because I really love the letter 'A' and hate the letter 'Z', but how's that gonna help YOU?

If you live in a desert where you want water output immediately without having to pump multiple times, which watergun is "better" could change completely from if you were looking for one to help write your name in the snow legibly without freezing your weenie off. Or if you need it to be concealable because you're planning to sneak it into a church and deface statues with fake blood on Halloween, well THAT radically changes the rankings yet again!

Some of the waterguns in your list are air-pressurized pre-pumpers and others are immediate kinetic-propelled pumpers. Both systems have advantages and disadvantages, so it's like asking "What's better, a pickup truck or a hatchback?" without specifying any criteria, but this is worse because you want nine choices RANKED without specifying any criteria.

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