Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27035444-20160721195551/@comment-24743922-20160722005053

MenacePotatoe wrote: Pedroh1999 wrote: This is silly. I would just use my pool noodle sword. That thing put down even healthy humans, imagine what it would do to zombies. But, if necessary, I'll keep my Maverick on me, just for old times sake. And my Triad. I said nerf, but good idea.

Heh, if it were real life, I would execute my Zombie plan:

1. Get the storm supply of food and water into the attic.

2. Get the shotgun and plenty of ammo

3. Open all doors and windows.

4. Run and get into the attic.

5. Start yelling "HEY ZOMBIES YOU WANT SOME DINNER COME AND GET IT HAHAHAHA"

6. When the zombies approach the ladder gloat about how they can't climb.

7. Shoot them with the aforementione shotgun and hope someone developes a cure before supplies run out. What about the growing pile of bodies? The zombies would climb over them and, after that, get you.