Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-10394435-20130831164029/@comment-10906810-20131201185602

Iamheretoplease wrote: Feast your eyes on the Hulkingmassofuselessness! Description:

The biggest blaster yet! The new HULKINGMASSOFUSELESSNESS! No priming required, lift it up and chuck it the ground, and then an EXPLOSION of darts and discs! Never reload again! EVER!

Price: Nerf will pay you to get it out of their factory.

Capacity: Infinity darts and discs

Accuracy: Will ALWAYS hit the target, no matter what.

Range: Infinity miles.

Reliability: NEVER jams. Ever.

ROF: Infinity darts per millisecond