Board Thread:Off-topic discussion/@comment-27035444-20160601150420

Greetings.

I am writing on this off-topic forum to address a widespread problem: Potato abuse. Millions of Potatoes are slaughtered in a sick industry of Potato chips, french fries, mashed Potatoes, Potato casserole, Potato salad, and hashbrowns.

Cruel, cruel stuff.

I ask of you to boycott Potato-selling companies, and riot. It is such cruelty. My brethren are being mashed, baked, cut, and shredded.

Please pass this message along. Riot. Boycott. Whatever. Potato abuse ends today! 