Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-30049823-20191204004058/@comment-27306930-20191206062410

How 'bout a hidden trapdoor on the back of the breech that shoots the round out backwards. Imagine this: your clueless opponent primes this needlessly complicated blaster, hones in on his target, aims carefully, squeezes the trigger, and shoots himself in the face.

Obviously, we'd have to seriously attenuate the spring so we wouldn't put anyone's eye out, à la Ralphie Parker. But as a gag-blaster, this would be epic.