Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-38684270-20200206010234/@comment-30049823-20200221042307

Okay, all you posers who bought one of the half-dozen Sharpshooters available on ebay for $15 and called it "rare" (and I'm talking to you, yesterday-me), THIS is an actual rare blaster.

1993 Playtime Toys, a Tyco company.

It's filthy and non-operational and somebody left Duracells that expired in 2008 in it (what did you THINK was gonna happen? g*dd^mn Duracells). But I'm a necrogineer, so it's gonna work again.

I already have a couple "Shout to the Lord!" plastic funnels I picked up at Goodwill to try fashioning some kind of hopper to replace the missing 20-round MORE BALLS hose, and some clever prose to accompany it, like "If it be thy will, guide these balls into the breech so that I may blast the nonbelievers asunder. Amen" (work in progress)

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