Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-38362264-20190318025349/@comment-27306930-20190318230704

It's amusing to read this thread, considering there's probably only a few of us on the wiki who work in an office environment, and even fewer that have actually had the opportinity to have an office war at work. From practical experience I can tell you, most bosses aren't tolerant of it. But it's fun to fantasize anyway.

If you do get a chance to have an office war, you'll find they are far less organized than you think. People tend to show up with whatever they bought at Walmart the day before, not thinking about tactics or ammo supply. They're also not thinking about logistics, or offense versus defense. It's human nature.

My experience is that office wars generally degrade to all out chaos within a few minutes. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's actually kinda fun.

But to the OP's question, there is no "best office war blaster". Show up with whatever you want, or whatever you got. Marge in accounting doesn't care about your black NFstrike tactical vest or Darkout Stryfe. She and her assistant Deb are going to blindly shoot their Disruptors at you, regardless of how intimidating you look.

And frankly, Marge might be kinda disturbed by all your dark Nerf choices, and may consider whether it's still the right company for her 😉