User:AuburnAttack21

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and to your respective militaries. I'm not really part of an army, but I do have a large arsenal that I use in a variety of excursions throughout the year. Otherwise, I serve as CEO of the Backyard Mining Corporation (look us up on Facebook and follow our production) and am a very big fan of Minecraft and Terraria.

If you have about an hour of free time, feel free to watch my videos on The History of Nerf Arms and Artillery: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWSsnDrenqomNprd5GMRalTvBBRA9JWhh

Military Statistics
Battles:

First Battle of the Living Room (the central state of the House): December 25, 2005

Second Battle of the Living Room: August, 2007

Training Battles #1: March 12, 2011

First Battle of the Field (Hicks War): May 16, 2011

Second Battle of the Field (Hicks War): May 20, 2011

Skirmish of the Ides: May 15, 2013

Training Battles #2: April 23, 2016

And various battles at my grandma's house over the years.

Armaments:

Dart Tag (Hyperfire) REV-10 (2). Acquired December 25, 2005.

Firefly REV-8. Acquired December 25, 2005.

Magstrike AS-10. Acquired December 25, 2006. Decommissioned November 25, 2015. Removed circa December, 2016.

Big Bad Bow. Acquired March 12, 2007. Decommissioned November 25, 2015. Removed circa December, 2016.

Element EX-6. Acquired December 25, 2007.

Nite-Finder EX-3 (2). Acquired December 25, 2007. Second acquired December 24, 2011.

Longshot CS-6. Acquired December 25, 2007.

Maverick REV-6 (2). Acquired circa September, 2008. Decommissioned December 16, 2016. Second acquired December 25, 2016.

Recon CS-6. Acquired December 25, 2008. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Vulcan EBF-25. Acquired December 25, 2008. Re-acquired circa August, 2009.

Raider CS-35. Acquired December 25, 2009. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Marauder. Acquired December 25, 2009.

Secret Strike AS-1. Acquired December 25, 2009. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Longstrike CS-6. Acquired March 14, 2010. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Stampede ECS. Acquired September 4, 2010. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Battlemaster Mace. Acquired September 4, 2010.

Spectre REV-5. Acquired December 25, 2010.

Barrel Break IX-2. Acquired December 25, 2010. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Alpha Trooper CS-18. Acquired March 12, 2011. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Barricade REV-10. Acquired March 12, 2011. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Stonewall. Acquired March 12, 2011. Lost circa June, 2011. (I still have the shield)

Nitron. Acquired December 25, 2011. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Proton. Acquired December 25, 2011.

Vendetta. Acquired March 12, 2012.

Reflex IX-1 (2). Acquired December 21, 2012. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Pyragon. Acquired December 25, 2012.

Lumitron. Acquired December 25, 2012.

Retaliator (2). Acquired March 12, 2013. Second acquired August 3, 2014.

Firestrike. Acquired circa April, 2013. Second acquired December 29, 2013.

Rough Cut 2x4. Acquired June, 2013.

Jolt. Acquired July, 2013. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Centurion. Acquired August 17, 2013.

Rapid Strike CS-18. Acquired December 25, 2013. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

Strongarm. Acquired December 25, 2013. Second acquired December 29, 2013.

Magnus. Acquired March 12, 2014.

Triad. Acquired circa May, 2014.

Demolisher 2-in-1. Acquired December 25, 2014.

TerraDrone. Acquired December 25, 2014. Decommissioned December 16, 2016.

CycloneShock. Acquired March 12, 2015.

Zeus MXV-1200. Acquired December 25, 2015.

Lawbringer. Acquired December 25, 2015.

Bigshock. Acquired March 14, 2016.

DualStrike. Acquired August 7, 2016.

Apollo XV-700. Acquired December 25, 2016.

Atlas XVI-1200. Acquired December 25, 2016.

Sorry if I missed anything...I probably did at some point along the line.

My favorite weapons are the Retaliator, the Centurion, the Vulcan (when I can be bothered to load it), the Rough Cut and the Proton (it's very accurate). My least favorite weapons include the Longstrike (I threw away the barrel), the Marauder (difficult for anyone to hold with one hand), and the Raider (it's unwieldy compared to other weapons, and it's also rather inaccurate)