Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-24743922-20160502211058/@comment-27306930-20160512034313

Hmmm, I only had one b!tchy girlfriend. Her name was Kym (actually I have changed that to protect the innocent and the b!tchy). Her last name was Schenck. I used to introduce her to my friends phonetically as "Kym Shenk". Well she got mad as heck. Chewed me out royally.

"My last name is pronounced Skank!" she would say. "It's German, like skunk with an A." she said. "Why do you keep pronouncing it wrong ?!?!" she asked.

Well, um, because I didn't want to tell my friends I was dating a Skank. (I said in my head)