Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20160603044700/@comment-27923854-20160603232825

hah! actualy, the bible doesn't really say anything like that, but its kinda fun to mess with quotes. i once wrote a story called creation of the smartphone for a church talent night. its a parody of the begining of genesis, where it tells how God created the earth animals and then people. i replaced eve with the smartphone.