User:Hogan milligan

Note: This profile is way out of date. I now have more blasters, different blasters, and a little fuzz on my chin.

I'm a guy who lives in Wisconsin, and spend a lot of time modding old Nerf blasters, making all sorts of homemade weaponry, reading, and in general tinkering with anything I can get my hands on. I have a lot of siblings, and all together we have a LOT of blasters. I will work on making a list of the blasters my siblings and I own. As a note, I sometimes talk about my sibling's blasters like they are mine, because its easier than saying that brother #3 has this blaster but we co-own it, and I'm the one who modded it and uses it the most, and so on.

My blasters and my family's blasters:
 * 1) 2x alpha trooper. trooper 1, AR modded, locks removed, plus lots of tinkering. trooper 5, AR and locks removed.
 * 2) 3x yellow maverick. 2 in working condition, 1 for parts, all modded.
 * 3) 2x blue maverick. 1 working, 1 under construction. both modded.
 * 4) 1x firestrike. cpvc barrel, second tactical rail.
 * 5) 1x xd firestrike. AR removed.
 * 6) 2x spectre. 1 painted, AR removed and has mav spring. the others just AR modded.
 * 7) 2x hammershot. AR removed.
 * 8) 1x strongarm. no longer exists.
 * 9) 1x xd strongarm sorta broken, AR removed.
 * 10) 4x dart tag strikefire. 1 broken, 2 work, and 1 modded into oblivion.
 * 11) 1x doublestrike. kinda messed up.
 * 12) 2x dart tag fury fire. 1 with strongarm spring, and a fore-grip, both AR modded.
 * 13) 1x slingfire. AR, locks and ratchet removed.
 * 14) 1x stryfe. currently running on 5 AA's and locks are removed.
 * 15) 1x Vulcan. AR modded, rigged to use a 7.2v rc car battery. works ok, but has some character.
 * 16) 1x recon. modded into oblivion.
 * 17) 1x raider. picked it up already modded and painted at a thrift store. we repainted it and tried to get it to work reliably, but to no avail. I will use the shell for mods.
 * 18) 1x dart tag magstrike. junk! used for parts.
 * 19) 1x n-strike magstrike. awesome! but currently needs repairs.
 * 20) dart tag swarmfire. AR modded.
 * 21) And this just half.  Unfortunately for you, I am not planning on listing the rest, or updating this list.

the proverbs of hogan, the modder:
My son, listen to my wisdom, and incline your ear to my instruction; turn your feet away from unmodded blasters, and do not be deceived by unproven range claims.

All blasters are made useless by locks, and with air restrictors are weak.

If they say, "do not modify darts or dart blasters", than turn your face from them, lest you go with them into Sheol, and forever burn in the fiery pit.

My son, do not ignore my entreaty's, and forsake not the wisdom of nerfers, for thermistors are folly, and folly will lead you to Sheol.

Chapter 2:
The proverbs of Hogan Milligan, the Nerf Wikian:

If its not modded, of course it stinks!

Ok, your right, not all unmodded blasters are bad, but IMO most are. : )