Board Thread:Off-topic discussion/@comment-39814790-20200221172851/@comment-30049823-20200223005636

UtterTravesty wrote: The Fornite GL is a six-shot revolving cylinder hamp blaster that fires elite missiles (demolisher rockets). Pump action: pump back to fire then pump forward rotate the cylinder. Yessssssss!!!

I've been wishing for something like this since I figured out how to make my own damn Elite Missiles.

Kinda sad that it's got a derpy Forknife form factor, rather than... literally anything else (I'd prefer a Rebelle one over a Forknife one, if they aren't gonna make Team Fortress 2 demoman-licensed blasters), but oh well.

(The upside is, the $60 price tag isn't going to last long; as soon as the kids lose all 6 rockets, it's going to Goodwill where I will buy it for a song)

(And this has high potential for being the badassest Masterkey yet! There's no trigger, so I'm going to speculate that the whole back third of it is a superfluous hollow plastic shell.)