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Psssst ... I knew that. I was just being a jerk facetious.

But now that you point it out, I didn't realize the handle is two feet long, and the blade is 11 inches across. I'm such a numskull I literally thought it was the same size as a pizza cutter 😣

So the next time I need to cut my zombies into eight equal size pieces, I'll drop everything and snag a few of these pizza cutters tools and harvest some of that special 2-day free shipping. Then when it comes, I can just throw it at them like a beer can ! <== see all that facetiousness there 😜

Don't mind me, I'm just being pragmatic legit Axeroni