Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27306930-20180808030917/@comment-27306930-20180811044910

Have any of you gents/gals actually bought a ThunderHawk ??? As far as I know that's the only way to get your hands on genuine Nerf Mega AccuStrikes. Which BTW, appear to suck in absentia. Seriously, I've read the pre-pre-pre-releases, and I've watched the videos. They look totally underwhelming. Correction, aweful. Those dudes at Hasbro simply drew the silhouette of the Elite AccuStrike dart on a gray blob of plastic. Nine vodkas into it, I'm pretty sure that's what they did.

It all reminds me of a flashback when you could only get your hands on AccuStrikes if you bought a crummy FalconFire. Is it PTSD, a vague recollecion, or déjà vu ? I'm not sure. But those Nerf Mega AccuStikes look every bit as bad in my flashbacks.

Bottom line, these Mega AccuSpirals™ are true to the AccuStrike tradition. You boys at Hasbro have been totally out-nerfed. It's NFStrike or nothin'.