Board Thread:Rumor discussion/@comment-33264789-20171007183512/@comment-26431461-20171019213903

Demondemon54 wrote: that is not true. nerf has been around for only about 55 years By the way, if you couldn't tell, I was just kidding about the 64,000 years ago thing. Way too ancient.

Because Nerf actually made this thing called "Nerf Eurasian Canis Lupus" which was a stone launcher used to domesticate wolves. This probably occured only 16,500 years ago.