Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-29970843-20170129213342/@comment-27306930-20170217023015

Yup, there's always the Absolver route. But I'm perseverating on this singled Drain Blaster super sniper rifle idea. Yeah, it's probably not safe for office use, but dayum, just the idea of being able to make a 200 foot shot.

It's why all those septuagenarian gray hairs buy Corvettes. It's not because they will go 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds, it's because they could go 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds, if they wanted to. Which of course ain't never gonna happen.