Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-30628894-20161215000401/@comment-27306930-20161219060031

"Bruise" ??? That's probably an exaggeration BS. My 14 year old daughter got "bruised" twice today by a chicken while cleaning its cage. Drew blood and everything. Now that's a "bruise".

Mega Missiles, um yeah. Getting bruised by a Meage Missile hurts your ego, not your skin. Just sayin'