Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27035444-20160405023712

And so it was...darts, spent darts of all types littered the ground, but not a soul was in sight...except for me! I stood victorious over the battlefield (aka the interior of my cousins' house, but that's irrelevant) holding up my foam dart-shooting beast of a blaster!

So it started: my brother and one of my cousins vs me and the other cousin. My cousin and I claimed the upstairs, which had an ammo cache and a couple balconies that overlooked the other "base". The scene was set for a foam massacre.

I was weilding a Retaliator all SMG style with a 25 dart drum and a strap holding it to my side. But, that was just backup! My real weapon was a beastly BuzzBee gun known simply as the "Snipe". This unmodded beauty could launch a suction dart long distances with precision accuracy.

And so it began. (Look, if you have read this far, you're probably expecting an amazing story. It wasn't that great, but...)

I started off sniping, and sent my teammate off with a Rhino Fire. He scared my opponents out of hiding, and right into my line of fire. Masked by the darkness upstairs, I sniped those pathetic fools in such a way that they never knew what hit them. Once they discovered my spot, they fired upon me.

Did I care? No. I laughed. Swapping mags, I released another salvo. Finally, they holed up in a room, and I was forced to pick up my Retaliator and take care of them manually. I did. And so they were left with little red welts from the point blank shots of my Retaliator XD.

I was the top Nerfer, and nobody dared to cross me with my Retaliator and BuzzBee Snipe. I was King!

All of this happened, and in all honesty now nobody wants to play Nerf with me :(

Maybe it was because of the point blank face-shots, but, nobody wants to fight me. Now my brother engages in hit-and-run tactics, like when I'm sitting at the computer.

Nonetheless, I am Nerf King of my family and extended family!  