Board Thread:General Nerf discussion/@comment-27035444-20160531144300/@comment-27306930-20160601015848

They're not wasting their time selling single shot blasters, they're ensuring the margin call is met and cultivating the next generation of Nerfheads by appealing to their parent's sensibilities, and by extension their pocketbooks. Kids, they never understand this stuff. Go ahead and buy Johnny that $6 single shot Jolt today, but he'll be whining about a Modulus with a barrel extension next month.

As a stock holder I'm telling you, just sit back, chill out, and pay close attention to those TV commercials boys. Your future, your economy, and your country are counting on you.

(this is subliminal print that you cannot see boys and girls : BUY A MODULUS AND A BARREL EXTENSION. NOW)

OK you can see now. Go out and play.